New Noise Magazine is an American music magazine that focuses on artist news, band interviews, album reviews and underground culture. It was founded in February 2013, by Lisa Root, who had previously been the co-founder and editor-in-chief of such publications as AMP Magazine, Loud Fast Rules! Magazine and Hails & Horns Magazine. New Noise Magazine's managing editor, Addison Herron-Wheeler, has written for Decibel, Exclaim!, Invisible Oranges, MetalSucks, Metal Rules, CVLT Nation, San Diego CityBeat, Westword, RVA Magazine, High Times, Culture Magazine and Bust, and is the editor-in-chief and co-owner of Out Front. Musician Cheetah Chrome once wrote a political column for the magazine.
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