{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"fact":"A female cat can be referred to as a molly or a queen, and a male cat is often labeled as a tom.","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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