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Sociedad Deportiva Juvenil de Ponteareas, is a Spanish football club based in the municipality of Ponteareas. Founded in 1950, they currently play in Preferente Futgal – Group 2, holding home matches at the Campo Municipal de Pardellas.
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\"Bon, Bon\" is a song by Cuban-American rapper Pitbull from his fifth studio album, Armando. It was released as the album's third official single on August 27, 2010. It heavily samples the song \"We No Speak Americano\" by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP, which itself samples the 1956 Italian song \"Tu vuò fà l'americano\" by Renato Carosone, a hit earlier in the year, but it was later known that the version of \"We No Speak Americano\" used was a bootleg remix done by DJ Alvaro. Pitbull later gave credit to Alvaro and promised that they were looking forward to making more songs together. The single peaked at number 61 on the US Billboard Hot 100 and number three on the US Top Latin Songs.
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