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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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Marib District is a district of the Ma'rib Governorate, Yemen. As of 2003, the district had a population of 39,495 inhabitants.
"}{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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